Things here at the DinoPit headquarters have been pretty intense since Snorasaurus A.K.A Dinodog tore his CCL this weekend. With surgery scheduled and a long path of recovery ahead I know I could use a laugh so I went digging through the net and found a few dinosaur jokes to lighten the mood.
Warning: No One Said These Dinosaur Jokes Were Good Ones
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
Because he could really spike the ball!
You: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Me: What good would that do, she can’t read!
Me: Interrupting dinosaur.
You: Interrupting dinosa—