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Funny Dinosaur Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

Things here at the DinoPit headquarters have been pretty intense since Snorasaurus A.K.A Dinodog tore his CCL this weekend. With surgery scheduled and a long path of recovery ahead I know I could use a laugh so I went digging through the net and found a few dinosaur jokes to lighten the mood.

Warning: No One Said These Dinosaur Jokes Were Good Ones

Dinosaur Jokes
Even Dinosaurs Like to ROFL Sometimes, Image Courtesy of Flickr User Cybertoad

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus!

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
 Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex!

What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
Baby Dinosaurs!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
Cheer him up!
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball!
What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Squash
Me: I lost my pet dinosaur.
You: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Me: What good would that do, she can’t read!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
Bronto-snore-us !
Me: Knock knock.
You: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting dinosaur.
You: Interrupting dinosa—
Me: ROOOOARR!!
What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and fireworks?
Dinomite!
What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
Rawr!
How do you ask a Tyrannosaur out to lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas!
What followed the dinosaurs?
Their tails!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano errupt?
What a lavaly day!

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