Dinosaur Jokes
Things here at the DinoPit headquarters have been pretty intense since Snorasaurus A.K.A Dinodog tore his CCL this weekend. With surgery scheduled and a long path of recovery ahead I know I could use a laugh so I went digging through the net and found a few dinosaur jokes to lighten the mood.
Warning: No One Said These Dinosaur Jokes Were Good Ones
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What makes more noise that a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
Baby Dinosaurs!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
Cheer him up!
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball!
Because he could really spike the ball!
What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Squash
Squash
Me: I lost my pet dinosaur.
You: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Me: What good would that do, she can’t read!
You: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Me: What good would that do, she can’t read!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
Bronto-snore-us !
Me: Knock knock.
You: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting dinosaur.
You: Interrupting dinosa—
Me: ROOOOARR!!
Me: Interrupting dinosaur.
You: Interrupting dinosa—
Me: ROOOOARR!!
What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and fireworks?
Dinomite!
Dinomite!
What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
Rawr!
Rawr!
How do you ask a Tyrannosaur out to lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Tea, Rex?
Whats red on the outside and green on the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas!
What followed the dinosaurs?
Their tails!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano errupt?
What a lavaly day!